Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Superhead giving Non-head Advice

Searching for a good talk radio show after 8:00PM is a challenge if you are XM Radio challenged, not a subscriber. So, I resort to searching and searching for something besides conservative and liberal chatter. What I have discovered is that the conservatives got the talk radio department on lock. Literally locked down!

On occasion I come across a station that tickles my fancy momentarily. Last night proved to be a night that I got tickled the more I listened to the Bev Smith Show on WAOK 1380AM-Atlanta. Bev’s guest yesterday was Karrine Steffans. Apparently, Superhead YouTube - Karrine talks about her Nickname:SuperHead
has a new book out: http://www.amazon.com/Vixen-Manual-Find-Seduce Keep/dp/0446582271/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpi_1. How to Find, Seduce & Keep the Man You Want.

Really?

The title got my ongoing attention because I am STILL trying my best to take Ms. Steffans seriously. While I listened to her talk all I could think about was the infamous Superhead Flick. Nothing else entered my mind…but her giving Mr. Marcus some type of head that he could not ‘take’. It is evident that Karrine, via the video, does have some talent – but writing is not a skill I gathered from my continuous viewing of the DVD (got me a black market copy). However, I was able to surmise that she is a Master at giving head. She definitely has EARNED her title: Karrine Steffans, SH.

Go figure.

A hip-hop music video groupie turned porn star now wannabe Ann Launders author is offering up advice on how to keep a man. First, it was Steve Harvey sharing his three time divorce pedigree on relationships; and now we have a “saved” porn star who has failed to comprehend that a whore has to leave town to lose her whore status. Starting anew requires relocation and/or FULL redemption. Is Karrine Steffans Born Again? H*ll no! She a secret telling money hungry leech seeking to get loot-phat off her indiscretions and everyone else’s:

Ja Rule, Jay Z, DMX, Booby Brown, Diddy, Fred Durst, Big Tigger, Shaq, Xzibit, and more

Karrine Steffans, with all her self-acknowledged good intentions - “I wrote this book to give much needed guidance to women just like me.” - should be incapable of imparting advice to any female successfully. The failure should begin before her new ‘how to hook a man guide’ is picked-up from a Border’s bookshelf: Don’t even buy it!

But, who is The Shadow to blast Karrine’s book? Well, The Shadow was stupid enough to read it! Just dumb!

Something she wrote may be worthy and/or Inspiring to an Aspiring Slut.

The Shadow’s idea/suggestion for Karrine will keep her where she belongs: On her knees.

The Shadow Suggestion to Karrine Steffans:

Record a step by step training (DVD) on giving a blow job. Then market and sale to black women since sistas appear to be “afraid of da d*ck”.

Am just saying…

And, to close with a possible spark-flying question:

Why are so many black women so resistant to giving head?

(Question comes from black male concerns that are discussed by married and single black men)

The Shadow from the Shadow Series.

http://rebellioussacrifice.blogspot.com/

6 comments:

  1. Reader Response:

    Well said bro. Shadow.

    Why this whore think she can give advice on something other than head SERIOUSLY!

    BTW, I just was debating w/ family over Steve Harvey's book cause I felt dam his advice, when your shit isn't together!!

    Feel me.

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  2. The Shadow Responds to Anonymous:

    Once a whore always a whore unless ya change locales! LOL! In this case she needs to just drop off the scene. Lile Monica Luenski (sp). We all jacked-up to some degree - but MANY of us need advice from PROFESSIONALS and not these people looking to make a buck!

    -The Shadow

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  3. Reader Response:

    What blk woman don't give head? He made that shit up.

    -MP

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  4. The Shadow Responds to MF:

    I have meet many black women (African, American, West Indian) who are hesitant to give head like it is demeaning. Dumb! Then most black women do not do it well. MF, I have to be honest I have been with two white women, and they were the BEST at it. LORD HAVE MERCY. And, I don't have a problem licking. I am actually getting better. LOL! I practice!

    -The Shadow

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  5. Reader Response:

    Interesting, but have to throw out there that sometimes its an issue of practicality rather than no interest. You men are particular about the teeth thing, and the when you consider the variability of sizes (both mouths and the lovely penises), it can be challenging for some women, and societies "pressure" that this is something they should be good at can make it intimidating (You'll notice that superhead has a HUGE mouth!).....

    Now the men that don't go down....no excuse! lol!

    -SN

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  6. The Shadow Responds to SN:

    TEETH are serious in this case. LOL! "presure". Please! Just suck da dick! LOL! These men that do not go down are idiots. The Shadow enjoys licking and sucking puss! LOL! Lord I am having fun with this one.

    -The Shadow

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