Why in the world would I make that declaration? Men can answer that question. Some may not agree with me – but they know at one time, and possibly now, that their predictable ‘magic stick’ is/was an idiot. Here are a few reasons why I ‘stand erect’ by this FACT.*The penis will stand at attention for just about anything/anybody. He has been accused of gett ing stimulated without provocation every 47 seconds.
*The penis will not perform when he needs to. When his wet comrade really wants it he is unable to work. One shot and done!
*The penis does not practice discrimination. He will go up in anything. Some men have been known to stick their ding-a-ling in wall holes at sex shops.
*The penis does not care if his more intelligent owner keeps him healthy. Women, please FORCE your man to go get Dummy tested. The owner’s Dummy is reckless.
I will stop here. There are more.
Interestingly enough, the penis still has the capability of whipping the hell out of the weakest and strongest women. The woman who has the lowest of self-esteems and the woman with the ‘I can do this by myself’ mentality are subject to the Whip Appeal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xaLHnNTv0U). All he has to do is ‘work it right’ and be of decent size (documented female size preference is 7 to 8.25 inches in length and from 6.15 to 6.25 inches in circumference).
Penis Size Preference Chart
So, now the big question that will surely piss some women off:
How in the world can a woman be so damn strung out over a Dummy?
Yeah, I know a man can be pussy trained – but nothing makes a woman behave in a ridiculous manner like A Good Dumb Dick. She can evolve into the cousin of Dummy, Ms. Stupid.
Think about how women behave when Dummy stops performing for her for whatever reason. Well, this reason: Dummy begins to be dumb somewhere else: up in another woman’s Savory Intelligences (between her legs). Think about what she will subject herself to e.g. verbal/physical abuse, disease, financial ruin, etc. Think about it!
Under these circumstances I would rather have a Dummy connected to me:
He can be dumb and still get the warm and juicy Cookie from Ms. Strung Out.
Read how confident Dummy the Dick is,
“I got the magic stick. I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice. I hit the baddest chicksShorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight. And I'll show you maaagic. (What? What?) Maaagic. I got the magic stick!"
What say you?
Written by The Shadow.
If only men could 're-make' their Dummy (picture above).
Reader Response:
ReplyDeleteIt's too hot outside for this conversation. You trippin'.
-AJJ
Muata responds to AJJ:
ReplyDeleteit was a beautiful day. i wrote this one while sitting by the pool. it was hot!!
i want to read what came to mind...
-Muata
Reader response:
ReplyDeleteur an idiot! lol
-LS
Reader Response:
ReplyDeleteI cannot imagine a more on point analogy. Kudos.
-M
Reader Response:
ReplyDeleteIt's like a drug. You get that feeling and then every interaction after that is in search of that "oooooooohhhhhhhhhh."
For me personally, sex has been a perfect escape. It's the one area in life that I feel I have total and complete control. When everything else in life may be very tumultuous (kids and spouse out of control, way more month at the end of the money, long hours at an unsatisfying job, etc.) a good sexual encounter can take you away from all of that. If you have that much sought after orgasm, you'll release endorphins that aide in releasing stress and ultimately everything else doesn't seem as bad. Which is why, unfortunately, regardless of how ignorant a man is, how bad he treats you, if he is laying it down, you may put up with anything he dishes out, just so that you can continue to get that "oooooooohhhhhhh." Not particularly proud of it, but it's true...
-MC
Reader Response:
ReplyDeleteNo comments B. Probably should have put this out closer to the weekend when people start to wind down and soften their grips on some inhibitions.
iPM
Reader Response:
ReplyDeleteIf we must. ;-) First of all, she's not "whipped" or "hooked" on the DUMMY. What she's hooked on is the idea that she can "hook" the DUMMY'S owner. Wishful thinking brought on by the fairy tales of old and not having a thorough understanding of relationships and their correlation to LOVE, a feeling of commitment and acceptance that eludes and confuses a great majority of us.
-NAY
Reader Response:
ReplyDeleteWow! This is very interesting. I have always wondered though.....how is it possible to let Dummy take over in situations that a man knows is not good and ruin everything. Is Dummy that powerful? Just wondering from a mans perspective.
Dummy does seem to have a mind of its own and can seem to make women act a fool at times. I like this article. Seems a bit harsh, but it is true. The cookie can also make a man do dumb shit too, but at least the cookie is smarter. :-)
-AB