Why in the world would I make that declaration? Men can answer that question. Some may not agree with me – but they know at one time, and possibly now, that their predictable ‘magic stick’ is/was an idiot. Here are a few reasons why I ‘stand erect’ by this
FACT.
*The penis will stand at attention for just about anything/anybody. He has been accused of gett ing stimulated without provocation every 47 seconds.
*The penis will not perform when he needs to. When his wet comrade really wants it he is unable to work. One shot and done!
*The penis does not practice discrimination. He will go up in anything. Some men have been known to stick their ding-a-ling in wall holes at sex shops.
*The penis does not care if his more intelligent owner keeps him healthy. Women, please FORCE your man to go get Dummy tested. The owner’s Dummy is reckless.
I will stop here. There are more.
Interestingly enough, the penis still has the capability of whipping the hell out of the weakest and strongest women. The woman who has the lowest of self-esteems and the woman with the ‘I can do this by myself’ mentality are subject to the Whip Appeal (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xaLHnNTv0U). All he has to do is ‘work it right’ and be of decent size (documented female size preference is 7 to 8.25 inches in length and from 6.15 to 6.25 inches in circumference).
Penis Size Preference ChartSo, now the big question that will surely piss some women off:
How in the world can a woman be so damn strung out over a Dummy?
Yeah, I know a man can be pussy trained – but nothing makes a woman behave in a ridiculous manner like A Good Dumb Dick. She can evolve into the cousin of Dummy, Ms. Stupid.
Think about how women behave when Dummy stops performing for her for whatever reason. Well, this reason: Dummy begins to be dumb somewhere else: up in another woman’s Savory Intelligences (between her legs). Think about what she will subject herself to e.g. verbal/physical abuse, disease, financial ruin, etc. Think about it!
Under these circumstances I would rather have a Dummy connected to me:
He can be dumb and still get the warm and juicy Cookie from Ms. Strung Out.
Read how confident Dummy the Dick is,
“I got the magic stick. I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice. I hit the baddest chicksShorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight. And I'll show you maaagic. (What? What?) Maaagic. I got the magic stick!"
What say you?
Written by The Shadow.
If only men could 're-make' their Dummy (picture above).
"If we're going to point fingers at men behaving badly, we have to take a look at the women's behavior that may provoke it." -Wendy Atterberry
The Shadow has been trying to understand something every since he started having sex. In order to not prolong your interest he will just jump right into it. Not into some booty but into a man’s ongoing dilemma:
“What up, Dude? How are things going with you and your girl? I like her. She appears to be cool.” -The Shadow
Why in the world would I make that declaration? Men can answer that question. Some may not agree with me – but they know at one time, and possibly now, that their predictable ‘magic stick’ is/was an idiot. Here are a few reasons why I ‘stand erect’ by this FACT.
I am not a Steve Harvey fan. Chris Rock’s my go to guy for jokes. I do not wake-up yearning to hear what Steve is pushing. My preference is NPR and Neil Boortz in the AM. I have not purchased his new book, Steve Harvey at Amazon. Decided to get Tavis’s (Black America’s stepchild) new book instead, Tavis Smiley Accountable. He’s talking about something that sustains my interest and reminds me to make better decisions these days: Accountability. No, I will not read Steve’s book. What I have done is read various editorials to gain his perspective of what I have entitled, The Pathetic, but Artful Sham. Besides, he does not need my $16. He will surely get plenty of folk’s money now that the Queen of Making Millionaires has co-signed on his triple divorce opinions, generalizations, and facts. All I need is one episode on Oprah!
